Quote of the Day:

[commercial for the new Osbourne family show comes on]

Ali: I hate them. They’re so dumb. And Harry Osbourne is so creepy!

Me: Uh, Al? Harry Osborn is from Spiderman. And he was played by James Franco who is so NOT creepy. I think you meant…

Ali: Oh, yeah, right. I meant Jimmy. Jimmy Osbourne.

Me: Ali? It’s OZZY.

Ali: Oh.

Close, Ali. Very close.